"Ja, ja, nein nein, Apfelstrudel Hofmeister und Holsten Pils

Achtung Liebfraumilch in Porsche oompah Vorsprung durch Technik"

Just some wise words from the incredible Robert Bennington, as he sings us the (unofficial) lyrics of the European Anthem. EUROPE HAS AN ANTHEM??!? Yes, Victoria, there is a European anthem. It's Beethoven's 9th Symphony or something. Either that, or Ode to Joy. Whatever, I'm not a music major (heck, no one reading this even cares). Anyways, the official anthem has no words, to display the notion of equality among nations within the EU.

Hey, wait a minute. Doesn't EU stand for Etats-Unis in French? How the hell do they distinguish from the European Union? If they saw the English name on a sign, wouldn't it confuse the heck out of them? Just food for thought :S.

WOOT!! Me steadicam is done. All that's left is a lot of practice, and a lot of fapping to gain more arm muscles. The total mass is about 2 or 3 kilograms (which isn't much, I know), but once you hold it continuously for hours, it starts to get to you.

Wanna see a bit of my rapping skills? Well, here it goe-

HAH!!! GOTCHA! I ain't gonna rap here! That stuff's copyrighted material! I wouldn't wanna sue anyone... Heh...

In other news, I think I've solved my problem of the "phone". If I ever need a phone, I'll buy a Nexus 4 from Google and get a SIM prepaid card from some random carrier. Phone is $300, and service is around $10-$20. Sure, it's initially pretty expensive, but it pays off in the long run. It's equivalent to about 4 and a half months of paying for an iPhone with a plan.

First update on time in two weeks. Or was that three weeks? Doesn't matter. I still updated.

I've stopped playing WOT (thank athe), but now I've picked up SC2 again (athedammit). Oh, these games. Today, I got cheesed four times in a row. IN A ROW. I thought people stopped cheesing! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!? But I seriously need to practice my skills over the summer... Need to get into platinum :D

Well, my 5 minutes with you is now over. Good night, and good luck.

HOTS

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Hah, I didn't update my brog on Sunday. On a scale of 1 to mad, how mad are you?  I had no idea that Howard would actually update his brog before I did. Life is full of surprises, isn't it?

So, back on topic. We never had a topic, did we? No we didn't. But that doesn't mean we don't, do we not? By not having a topic, we now have a topic of not having a topic. Funny how things work like this. Kinda like No Name brand, now copyrighted by Robraws. What is Robraws? Well, it's Loblaws, but in Chinese... geddit? Cheesy, no? Also you have no sense of humour if you laughed half-heartedly. You're also terribly stereotypical if you understood what "Robraws" meant without me explaining it. Either way, you're a terrible person. I don't even know you, and I can diagnose this.

WOOT, got my first tier 5 tank on Sunday. M4 and the 105mm cannon (or derp gun according to the WoT community) is beast. I'm basically an armoured tank destroyer. My first game with that thing resulted in 5 kills. FIVE KILLS. Friggin' Barack Obama only got one kill when he personally went to assassinate Bin Laden. Did you know his middle name is Hussein? Not to be political, or anything, but that's the same last name as a certain former Iraqi President. So, basically, Obama has a last name that rhymes with the first name of the most hunted man of the last decade, as well as the middle name of the target of a man whose name rhymes with "Beorge Gush". I guess Hussein is a pretty common name.

So this post will be extra long. Why, do you ask? Don't I have something better to do? Well, you tell me. I'm in French class right now, and we have a whole period to write two sentences. TWO sentences. My dead cat, who never existed but now does as a result of me mentioning him, can write more than that. And I'm so lazy, I'm not actually writing anything. We're split in 6 groups to do this task.

Rest of post will have no possessive words, like "the", "this", etc. LULZ did you actually think I would do that? Hah. JUST KIDDING.

Oh man, I flopped so hard on the math test. What is done is done. Dare Illi D, while we're still at it. If I'm ever going to be a philosopher, I am going to try as hard as I can to popularize that idiom.

I guess this post won't be as long as I thought it would be. Oh well.

OMG, ELEMENT 80 UPDATED HER BROG!!!

Very Exciting

WORLD OF TANKS is fun again :S Don't ask why. I dunno.

This will be rather short, since I have another blog to update, and I have homework as well.

So, where to start? Chicken tastes good. I just had it. It tastes really good. So is House. He doesn't taste good, but his show sure is good. He even cooks good, which kinda links back to the first sentence. Him and Freddiew are kinda rubbing off on me (House' cynicism, and Freddiew's rashness (is that the right word?)). I wouldn't mind having House' lack of emotion... It can come useful sometimes :D

Currently, I'm laughing while reading about "administration of drugs via the rectum". I dunno why. Maybe because of the word "rectum". Heh. I just remembered my French homework (crap), and I also remembered that I say "crap" alot. Also, "alot"'s not a word, apparently. Whatever. It will be.

Ever notice how incredibly bland this site is? It's optimized for crack users, so they can use  my site as a blank canvas while they get high. Keeps them from being too distracted.

I think I got like 50 or 60 (a quick check on facebook says "62") b-day wishes yesterday. So many replies. My creative abilities are at their limit, all because of the English WIT (crap), and Summer Film Story.

Another abrupt ending. Oops, I did it again. Get that reference? It means you're old. O_O

Ever notice how the background colour of this pag- NO, BLOGGER, I SPELLED COLOUR CORRECTLY-e is white, just like cocaine? Could be a coincidence, but it could also be fate.
So my internet's total gypsy poo right now, as a result of the Superbowl, and Lunar New Year (thank you, Juressa- NO, BLOGGER, THAT'S A NAME... AND WHAT THE HECK IS A "SAUSSURE"?- for reminding me of what the actual name was for Chinese New Year.) At the worst, I couldn't even check my emails to see if anyone's died yet. Do you know what that even means? Or how that feels? Actually, if you're Howard (HEY HOWARD), you probably do know how it feels. It's like watching the Joker slowly cutting a young puppy (LIKE BOO!), letting it bleed, and then promptly starting to choke it.... And then letting it breathe again to ensure that it's still alive. You wanna kill the damn thing, but you're tied to a chair, and your eyes are forced to watch as the puppy dies in a slow and agonizing manner. Basically, that's how it feels when I can't access my email. Volunteering today was mighty fine; got to practice my French for a bit (Il y a des blocques la si vous voulez de mettre les sur le sculpture). As a wise, Englishman involved with the adult film business once put it, "Screw the French" (translation: "Screwer les Francais). Also saw some Norwegian (or Scandinavian) people, and maybe a German guy. I didn't ask him how the weather is in Poland, however.

I had said that I'll post every Sunday. I'll do that on my other blog. I blame Howard for posting early, and forcing me to post early as well. Grrr...

Still waiting for element 80 to post on her blog ಠ_ಠ

New Blog Post

I thought I'd be only posting on Sundays. Guess that message didn't get through. So I'll keep this short, to entertain you kids.

Been playing a lot of Jetpack Joyride recently, and I'm surprised by how much I play it. It's not even been a week, and I've already reached max level. Gotta stop playing, my marks are descending into a massive hellhole of doom.

Math test was finally returned today; found out I had a raw score of around 85. Turned out to be a 6-, or a 6... Can't tell by Cooke's writing, especially since he tried to cross out one of the two numbers. I can't tell which one's legitskies. That's right, Harold, I just wrote "legitskies". Now stay mad. Also, while I was nuggetting your bag, your bag told me how soft my hands were and how much better it liked being touched by my hand than yours. We're having an affair now. Have fun with your used baggage.

This post is too long. Moar physics incoming. Bye.

Also, I do NOT write like a kid on ADHD. A kid with ADHD wouldn't be able to have the attentive lifespan to write anything at all.

edit: Hey Howard, I refuse to edit this post. kthxbai

another edit: Hey Element 80, I refuse to edit this post. kthxbai

I was told by a certain isotope of element 80 (mercury, for the chemistry illiterate) to post more. So here's some more posts.
So the reason for why I chose "crack. personified"? No reason. Why did Hitler kill a bunch of Jews? He didn't. He ordered the death of a bunch of Jews. It was the officers who committed the crime. Also quite unrelated to the post.
My personal life will be described more deeply in my other blog.... Which no one can see. Why do I use blogs? Good question. Not going to answer that. I did, however, answer that question in my other blog. See what I did there? It's called "curiosity". Now go drown yourself in the knowledge of never being able to read it.
Why shouldn't you read it? Well, to put it quite simply, it's not ready yet, if I may quote Bilbo Baggins. Hobbit was surprisingly good, considering I never really liked the LotR series... Now that I think of it, I might go back and rewatch them again. Damn Peter Jackson.

Battlefield Tree is too fun. Too bad I don't have enough ram to handle smooth gameplay for more than two matches. Might as well go get some more this summer or something.

And, all of a sudden, this blog post ended. Goodbye. Stop reading this for any clues for my actual blog.
I said bye. Why are you still reading this?